Geoff and I took a leisurely Saturday stroll through Bed, Bath and Beyond this weekend. All around the store they are displaying those awful, yet must-have "As Seen on TV" items like the Hercules Hook, Sham-Wow, Vidalia Chop Wizard (or something like that), Snuggie, Beach-Towel Snuggie, etc...
As we rounded the final corner of the store, we reached the pinnacle of such items:
I can't think of an item I'm less in need of...although I do know someone out there...and perhaps another someone...who might want to consider investing in a little behind 'Beyond.'
4/26/2010
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As the someone to which you refer, did you at least buy me some booty pop panties? Does that price tag actually say $19.99? If I bought them on t.v. they'd probably say, "But wait" and throw in another pair and some breast cutlets too!
ReplyDeleteNot that I need those either.
Alternative title: Bed, Bath, and Beyonce.
ReplyDeleteC - GENIOUS
ReplyDeleteI like my husbands bum as it is, thank you!
ReplyDeletehehehe this is hilarious! I could only imagine what my Latin booty would look like with those on hehehe sadly enough I had a friend in high school who wore those. We always thought it was kind of weird how one day she would have a biiig behind, and then she was back to a flat one the next day...
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