Bah Microondas.

Taking a cue from The Trophy Wife, I came across some instructions yesterday that I wanted to share with you. I was reorganizing the items in our storage closet when I came across an old microwave box.

It looks fairly standard, right?

Now take a closer look.

1) Broken wine glasses are permitted near the microwave. Either that or the box is telling me that the microwave will work for breaking my wine glasses OR it will make them shine.

2) Levitation of cubes is not only permitted, but encouraged in and around the mircrowave.

3) When operating the microwave in the rain, please us an umbrella.

4) Do NOT use the microwave to heat up your boots so they are warm and toasty when you go outside. Either that or do not wear the Grinch's shoes that are too tight when operating the microwave


  1. Hot diggity! It makes me want to go out and buy some electronics, simply for the instruction manual.

    Note: Use caution when attempting cube levitation. It is trickier than it looks.

  2. lol
    Why do I never pay attention to instructions? I didn't know they were this hilarious...